SEATTLE, WA – After five minutes of careful study on a controversial topic, local believer Andrea Williams confirmed Wednesday that she came to the conclusion that the Bible is 100 percent in agreement with what she wants to be true in first place.
The Christian woman researched the topic extensively, including Googling phrases like “how to explain verses that disagree with me in the Bible” and “how to eisegete,” before opening her copy of the scriptures and spend a few minutes. leaning on the text.
“It’s truly amazing – when I just make the effort to spend a few deliberate, hasty minutes in the Word, I can make the text fit my preconceptions about issues that matter to me,” he said. -she heard then that she consciously chose to ignore the clear meaning of the inspired words in favor of an improbable interpretation that only arrived by imposing her worldview on the text. “I love how when we approach God’s Word and allow it to shape our minds, it always serves us by conforming to our own understanding first.”
This self-taught scholar was later offered a lucrative contract for a book on the subject by a major Christian publisher.